go away

zygoats:

dont look at my fucking boner when we fight

It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while

awwww-cute:

Future best friends for life

awwww-cute:

Future best friends for life

“It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.”

– Urban Dictionary definition of unrequited love  (via desolategrl)

h0odrich:

420 BCE, the stoned age

theonion:

Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed

theonion:

Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

prolusion:

why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr