Camping. You bring the camera. I bring the tent.
(Source: iwannabuildbuildingshighforu, via shitijustatemyself)
i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
when ur reading a book in class and u turn the page before everyone else and then u jsut sit watching all those dumb ass nerds turn their pages a whole second after u haha i am king
(Source: netlfix, via ameliasearhart)
is motivation real? has anyone actually seen it
i want a girlfriend who gives me an allowance
everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something
(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via teashoesandhair)
*thinking about girls* wow
i don’t like your clothes take them off
(Source: guy, via teletubbie-custard)
Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.