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"People don’t listen, they just wait for their turn to talk."

- Chuck Palahniuk (via narobe)

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Anonymous asked: So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.


I get this joke.


u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold

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Dane DeHaan as Lucien Carr in Kill Your Darlings (2013)


if you have a crush on me, just fuckin tell me

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if a boy ever just sits and asks you questions about yourself, do not be fooled. he doesnt like you. he is interrogating you to find out if youre a russian spy. consider yourself warned

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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

Imagination is wondering if a smoothie can be made by compressing a tomato in your ass

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"When I was about 20 years old, I met an old pastor’s wife who told me that when she was young and had her first child, she didn’t believe in striking children, although spanking kids with a switch pulled from a tree was standard punishment at the time. But one day, when her son was four or five, he did something that she felt warranted a spanking–the first in his life. She told him that he would have to go outside himself and find a switch for her to hit him with.

The boy was gone a long time. And when he came back in, he was crying. He said to her, “Mama, I couldn’t find a switch, but here’s a rock that you can throw at me.”

All of a sudden the mother understood how the situation felt from the child’s point of view: that if my mother wants to hurt me, then it makes no difference what she does it with; she might as well do it with a stone.

And the mother took the boy into her lap and they both cried. Then she laid the rock on a shelf in the kitchen to remind herself forever: never violence. And that is something I think everyone should keep in mind. Because if violence begins in the nursery one can raise children into violence.”


- Astrid Lindgren, author of Pippi Longstocking, 1978 Peace Prize Acceptance Speech (via withoutawarning)

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